Cleveland Soft Serve Edit Meaning

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feeding your girlfriend half a laxitive for just the right consistancy, having her bend a fresh biscuit into a waffle cone.

it sure was hot out, i was sweating right through my motor oil stained wife beater. i had to get out of that damned sun or i would surely overheat. i looked to the house for shelter when i caught veronica in the kitchen window preparing a couple of cleveland soft serves, "i'm saved" i thought. i rushed to the door where she met me with the treats, "mmmm delish" i said right down to the extra nuts!

See scat, turd, treat, desert, valentines day