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A take on Ghetto Fabulous, but with a slight lean towards extreme tackyness, due to lack of planning, funds, insight, or intelegence.
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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when you go in the back then come around the front
I kicked him out the back door and then he tried to poopcrotch me!
oh, poop crotch!..