Cliffmas

What is Cliffmas?

About 5 to 6 weeks before Christmas, shopping centres and music channels start playing non-stop Cliff Richard repeats.

"....Christmas tiime, mistletoe and wiine..."

"Aah, it's Cliffmas already."

"Merry Cliffmas!"

See cliff, richard, christmas

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Vertically Curved Canadian Mango

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