What is Climbing The Mango Tree?
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To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".
"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."
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when you've been together too long and you get the itches for something new
I am going to itch at my marital fleas all night long...