What is Clinch?
1.
One who is physically as well as mentally fucked and cannot complete everyday tasks such as walking, driving, talking or wiping his ass.
Emmet: Hey Bow did you Clinch?
Bow: Yeah i took a steamy shit on his bonnet.
Emmet: Nice man, nice.
Bow: Yeah he's a beanbag
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2.
Clinch:
1. A word mainly used to mean grabbing of the dick.
2. Rubbing penis on your face.
Seb clinch's all the time. He usually clinch's four times a day.
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3.
The act of
"And then that bastard gave me a clinch!"
"Hey babe, you wanna clinch job?"
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4.
The Clinch is the embodiment of STI's. The Clinch can spread infection through proximity, saliva, blood, urine, and other means not yet identified by modern science. Some evidence suggests persons can contract a variety of infections from the clinch via text messages, msn, or even from excessive facebook creeping. Currently the only known prevention from contracting Clinch based virus' is abstaining from excessive contact with the Clinch.
I got the clancy when I looked at "The Clinch" for too long.
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