What is Clincher?
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A turd that will not relinquish its grasp on your anus, forcing you to clinch your asscheeks together in order to pinch it off.
"That shit just wouldn't let go; it was a real clincher."
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2.
Slang term for a vagina.
"Man did you see that girl's clincher?"
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3.
The involuntary long term contraction of your O-ring after being kicked really hard. Similar to an asshole cramp.
Billy kicked me square in the asshole and gave me a 2 minute clincher.
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The Springfieldian word for 'milk shake' found at Krusty Burger.
<Wiggum> Do they have Krusty-Partially-Gelatinated-Non..