Cling Edit Meaning

1.

What working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. We know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, Barack O'Bama, AKA the Irish Jig, told us so.

That Irish Jig O'Bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. Actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.

I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.

See religion, gun, liberal, communist, jigaboo, pantywaist

2.

An item (a ring or even a stud) that has been pierced through or aorund a woman's clitoris. Clit+Ring = Cling

"Dude, I went down on this chick last night only to dicsover that she has a cling. For whatever reason, I did not get anal last night. I'm confused."

See clitoris, piercing, clit ring, slut

3.

The shaft of the penis. (Noun)

variation : clang

Yo, I got this crazy itch on my cling!

See John Thomas