What is Clingon?
1.
fecal particles which cling to bottox hair after excretion
These slingons sure make my pants lumpy
2.
A humanoid species from a galaxy far, far away, which has come to our planet to form relationships with individual humans and refuses to leave, no matter how often it is given hints or flat out told to do so.
My ex-boyfriend won't stop calling me to "hang out" and talk about how depressed he is. What a Clingon. Yeah, with a 'c.' Cry me a river.
3.
A person who you have no real personal relationship with and yet follows you around as if you had them on a leash.
"you know that kid who just showed up one day and never left"?
"oh ya the clingon, lol"
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4.
when you have had a turd and don't wipe ya botty properly
i just had a crap and i have found a dirty ole cliggon
5.
1. Someone who really likes to snuggle.
2. Someone who likes to "cling on" to their lover, especially in public.
3. A grappler.
1. My husband is a real clingon after sex.
2. Did you see my brother Max and his wife Anita at the party last night? She's a real clingon.
3. Matt tried to punch Royce, but Royce is a real clingon.
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7.
a woman who swings from one guy to another, hence cling-on.
Carey broke up with Matt and then started dating Mike the next day, she's a clingon
