Cling-ons

What is Cling-ons?


1.

Small pieces of feces, that cling to the ass like nobody's business. Usually caused by ass hair that grabs hold and doesn't wanna let go of the shit piece.

I wiped my ass, I went in the front yard during the afternoon and sprayed my ass with the hose, and still those pesky cling-ons are still there, my only last resort is to burn them off.

2.

Cling-ons {Noun; Pronouced: kling-awns}

An unnoticed and fragmentary amount of fecal matter consigned to either the fabric of one's undergarments or the pubic hairs in and around the vicinity of the anus that were not collected by toilet paper during the aftermath of a bowel movement.

As in: These cling-ons are making my pants lumpy.

Or: The cling-ons held fast for dear life as the toilet paper circled around for another pass.

See pooping, shit, underwear, noun, wipe

3.

meth addicts with kickitmuch syndrome

can automaticaly sense a wisp of any substance. known for resilleence and effort.Pride may or may not be a factor

if you sell drugs you'll catch a clingon evenyually

4.

1. The meteors surrounding uranus.

2. Well...a number 1 1/2

3. backdoor boogers

"Spock!!!! You dingleberry watch out for those Cling-ons!"

5.

toilet paper that gets stuck up ur ass even after u wipe

o man them cling-ons r startin to make me scratch my ass!


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