Clingons

What is Clingons?

1.

Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.

Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!

2.

Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY

Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.

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