What is Clingons?
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Clingons---Those little pieces of shit that remains on your ass after you wipe yourself.
Take the tolet paper and circle uranus with it and search for clingons!
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Any debris that clings to the hair around one’s asshole. This could include, but not limited to: poop, cotton balls from underwear, other ass crack hair that tangles in on itself, etc… It is synonymous with DINGLE-BERRY
Before sixty-nine, it is good hygene to wash your ass of all CLINGONS.
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