What is Clinic?
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A sports term usually used to describe a one sided beating in basketball in which one player gives another player such a thrashing on the court, that he or she looks like they are giving the losing opponent a "clinic" in how to play basketball.
Joe played Tom one on one and it wasnt pretty. Joe gave Tom such a clinic, he didnt hear the end of it for weeks afterward.
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2.
To crush someone badly in a sport, mainly basketball.
" Dude, he's puttin on a clinic"
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Used by some teenagers as a term to describe ass-kicking (can be non-physical as in winning a contest, etc).
Man, I ran a clinic up in there!!
You shoulda seen me, I was runnin a clinic
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a place everybody should go at least once a year (except for anne widecombe, the British M.P.).
also called a G.U. clinic, to see if you have any sexual diseases.
they stick this needle with a cotton swab down the tiny hole on your dick, it hurts like hell. then they do it again with a bigger swab. the nurses are sexy but remember they can check up on your history.
NEVER have a relationship with a girl you meet at a GU clinic. she definately a ho. or she in a relationship with a dog. either way, keep clear, and so will your genitals.
i went to the clinic, they said i had foot and mouth, cos that dirty ho been sucking my toes.
and they said i had crabs, must have been from fucking on the beach.
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1. Slang term for oral sex
I heard you don't even have to pay her-
She gives that FREE CLINIC!
