Clinical Services

What is Clinical Services?


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A counseling and psychiatry service designed for low-income families. The receptionists are real bitches and the counselors (also called "case managers") are unlicensed and have no feelings for their clients.

Receptionist: "Good afternoon, Clinical Services"

Me: "I am running low on medication"

Receptionist: "And who's your case manager?"

Me: "Joan"

Receptionist: "OK, I'll transfer you to Joan"

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Rescheduling an appointment

Me: "I have an appointment with Dr. Sweet on January 11 and have to reschedule"

Receptionist: "You won't be able to get in until April 14"

Me: "I guess I'll keep the 11th"

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Joan: "We don't have the time to keep signing papers..."

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Joan (to my mother): "If he continues to have any suicidal thoughts, let the police handle him!"

See psychotherapy, psychiatry, bitch


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