What is Clinton?
1.
A blow job, usually received while in a workplace or similar setting.
My secretary gave me a Clinton during my lunch break, so I'm good for today.
2.
Semen produced through engaging in oral sex.
1) Wipe that clinton off your chin.
2) Monica had clinton stains on her dress and had to send it to the cleaners.
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3.
A US President who served in office between 1992 and 2000.
Also blamed by conservatives for (but not limited to) the following:
1)The extinction of the dinosaurs
2)The defeat of southern Asia by the Mongol hordes
3)The crucifixion of Christ
4)The fall of the Roman empire
5)The Dark Ages
6)The Black Plague
7)The Irish Potato Famine
8)The sinking of the Titanic
9)World War I
10)World War II
11)Vietnam
12)The current economic downturn
13)The issue of the day needing someone to fault for its cause
<insert problem> is Clinton's fault!
4.
To projectile launch one's semen into the face or oral area of another, usually positioned on their knees.
"If you beat me in ping-pong one more time I'm gonna clinton you in the face!"
-or-
"Damn, I just got clintoned again"
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had sex with many girls during his office days
clinton is such a manwhore
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6.
a pimp for getting a blow job in the white house; the closest person to being a black president
Dam! Bill Clinton got a blow job in the white house?!?! What a pimp!
7.
A word used to describe something great that has been replaced with something unbelievably shitty.
The Sega Dreamcast was the Clinton of consoles.
