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a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery
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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
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A good pick me up drink. If you need to get on the turps and are feeling a little down from the night before, pour yourself a Vodka and ..