Clit Eater

What is Clit Eater?


1.

a lesbian.

Joe: "Damn dogg, check out the bitch with the short spiky hair. She'd give a dog a bone. I think I'll go ask her to dinner...I wonder what she'd like to eat."

Bob: "She just wanna eat twat, man, that bitch be munching on the carpet."

Joe: "Whatever man, you just jealous."

(walks over to girl)

Joe: "So...how about you and me go and..."

Girl: "Sorry, I'm a clit eater."

Joe: "OK..."

Bob: "Told you...straight up dyke."

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