Clit Spit

What is Clit Spit?


1.

-noun (n. klit- spĭt)

The presence or abundance of clear, watery fluid that seeps from sexually excited vaginas; commonly known as female ejaculate. Originally termed by a European philosopher in the middle-ages, the word was coined by a modern day emo in the early 2000’s. Derived from the Latin cliturus spiturus.

The idea of clit spit has long been shunned from the scientific and medical communities but it’s not like they would know because they never get laidanyways. It is even frequently taught in educational facilities to be only a legend.

The exact means of how clit spitting is achieved is yet unknown to man; though it is believed to be known to several species of dolphin. It is rumored that it can be accomplished through G-gasm or other methods not explainable in plain English. Although not documented, it is said that a Ukrainian girl clit spit using a crude sex toystrapped to a jackhammer.

Clit Spitting

-verb

The act of ejaculating clit spit from a horny pusseh. Mostly unknown to the male species.

Dude 1: "Dude, I had my hand all like in this girl's pants and-"

Dude 2: "WAS THERE ANY CLIT SPIT!?!"

Dude 1: "Nah I'm tellin' you dude, it's only a myth."

Dude 2: "Curse you media....."

Dudette 1: "Seriously I still think it doesn't exist..."

Dudette 2: "You just need to look at more pictures of George Clooney. The clit spit will cum eventually."

Clits spit directly at the will of Chuck Norris.

See clit, spit, vagina, vag, pussy, pusseh, girl, woman, female, ejaculate, orgasm, splooge, jizz, emo

2.

Accidentally used on an aim conversation between Tim and Jackson. This word refers to biting off a girls clit and spitting it back into her face. It may also be referred to as female ejaculation.

Ex.) That fucking bitch pissed me off so much I'm going to give her the clit spit.

Ex.2) She was moaning and as i found her g-spot she began to clit spit.

See clit, spit, cum, female, ejaculation, sperm, sex, cunt, insult, disgusting, tim, jackson, bitch, whore

3.

This occurs while a male is performing oral sex on a female and pulls out to put a lip full of chewing tobacco in his mouth. The object is to then spread the chew in the female vagina which would then resemble a lip full of snuff.

Jeff's sister yelled at me for spitting on the carpet so i gave her a clit spit!

See dip, snuff, chew, oral sex, vagina


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