What is Clitastrophe?
1.
When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.
my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe
2.
When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.
GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.
BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?
GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.
BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!
EX. 2
<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>
GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!
GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!
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