Clitastrophe

What is Clitastrophe?


1.

When the pleasuring of the clitoris goes horribly, horribly wrong.

my date was going well, but back at his place it turned into a total clitastrophe

2.

When a catasrophe is caused by one of the female sex.

GIRLFRIEND: I'm pregnant.

BOYFRIEND: YOU'RE PREGNANT!?

GIRLFRIEND: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I don't want to see you or your name except on the child support cheks. Bitch.

BOYFRIEND: OMG! IT'S A CLITASTROPHE!

EX. 2

<WHILE HAVING SEX WITH CHICK>

GIRL: I HAVE AIDS, THE CLAP, GONHORREA, AND TOURETTE'S. BITCH! BASTARD! ****! ****! GOD**** MOTHER****ING WHORE!

GUY: WHAT A CLITASTROPHE!


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