Clitastrophy

What is Clitastrophy?

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:

GF: I'm pregnant.

BF: You're pregnant?

GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.

You dance with her.

You bring her back home.

Do stuff.

Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

[dog]

1. a person who is down with you JL smith is my dog she know's what i am talking about. See friend, hommie, my buddy..

All Legs

1. A Woman whos lower extremities overshadow her upper regions, making her a fine sexual specimen. Man!, that Breezy is all legs. See Joe..

Hair Party

1. A full-on headful attack of bedhead. Damn, dude... looks like you hada Hair Party and no one was invited!! See bedhead, bubblicus, hai..

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