What is Clitastrophy?
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A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.
Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
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Used when some next man is rucking with some other next man and one of the next men is brucking up the other bredwin bad.
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A Dotcompadre is basically a friend who you speak to over the internet but have never met and probably wont ever meet.
for example
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A chick, usually slutty, whom gives handjobs.
That girl was quite the cannon shooter last night.
See jizz, cum, load, funny, handjob, ..
