What is Clitastrophy?
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A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.
Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
Random Words:
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When someone steals your kill in halo.
Sibling Killer just killjaculated all over my face.
I just killjaculated an overkill.
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Pretty sure the term was coined by the hiphop group Three Times Dope .Pretty ure it means the sam eas dope,fresh,fly etc.....it's a..
