What is Clitastrophy?
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A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.
Example 1:
GF: I'm pregnant.
BF: You're pregnant?
GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.
Example 2:
Girl flirts with you on dance floor.
You dance with her.
You bring her back home.
Do stuff.
Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.
OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!
Random Words:
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The ability of one to be able to seize and conqour all that is quim.
Also a 13th Century Vietnamese clan (the quim, pro. chim)
Jonny i..
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What happens when a lame search engine tries to global-replace EVAL with REVIEW
here are scenes from life in a medireview village.....
