Clitastrophy

What is Clitastrophy?

A catastrophe caused by girl creating a problem where the guy takes the blame. It generaly leave the guy flabergastered.

Example 1:

GF: I'm pregnant.

BF: You're pregnant?

GF: Yes, and I'm keeping it. I never want to see you or your name anywhere but on the child support checks.

Example 2:

Girl flirts with you on dance floor.

You dance with her.

You bring her back home.

Do stuff.

Next thing you know her BF is at the door wanting to kill you.

OMG ITS A CLITASTROPHY!

Zeppole

1. After you are done boning the bitch, you put some baby powder (preferably johnsons n johnsons) on your balls n shaft and ask her, YOU WA..

Snuff Munche

1. a vagina job were you stick your nose up her pussy a sneeze or snort rapididly please note sneezing does not give std's jane snuff..

Tugzy

1. dark, strong, heavy, raw 'dat rave was tugzy', or 'fight was tugzy' See heavy, raw, dark, hectic, dangerous..

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