Clitmouse

What is Clitmouse?

The little mouse on a laptop that does not have a touchpad. Sits in the middle of the keyboard and looks like a clit. Some call it a trackpoint

I hate laptops because the clitmouse is impossible to use!

Zif-i, Zif-u

1. A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack..

Corn Eater

1. A bitch so fine, you would eat the corn outta her shit for a piece of ass. God damn look at that corn eaters tits. See Captain America..

W00dka

1. Vodka drunk when you accomplish something hard like getting your urban dic definition accepted. Dude 1: - Hey, my def at urban dic was ..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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