What is Clitomancy?
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1. The act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to orgasmic climax.
2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.
A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".
Clitomancy often occurs at bingo night.
Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?
A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.
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