Clitomancy

What is Clitomancy?

1. The act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to orgasmic climax.

2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.

A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".

Clitomancy often occurs at bingo night.

Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?

A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.

See clit, cunt, climax, elderly

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