Clitomancy

What is Clitomancy?

1. The act of bringing a elderly woman (usually over 80) to orgasmic climax.

2. Bringing a dead clit back to life.

A man who specializes in the art of arousing older women is a "Clitomancer".

Clitomancy often occurs at bingo night.

Q: That guy is under 40, what’s he doing at the retirement home bingo night?

A: That Clitomancer has been coming to bingo for 3 years and leaves with a different woman every night.

See clit, cunt, climax, elderly

Flupity

1. When your balls slap off a girls ass from having rough sex. God damn flupity. Always happens See flupity, cock, lol, omg, tits..

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Jewce

1. 1. Jewish juice; especially that which is drunk by Jews on their holy days. You want some jewce to drink? 2. The term "jewce&quo..

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