Clitoris Maximus

What is Clitoris Maximus?


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Term used by those suffering from Clitoris Minimus. However, the term is inaccurate and may stem from denial of the condition.

Girl - "Hey baby, lets take off those pants and..."

Boy - "I have Clitoris Maximus"

Girl - "Uh...you mean Clitoris Minimus?"

Boy - "The weather is really nice today isn't it?"

See clitoris, minimus, head, micro


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