What is Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous?
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A holiday that takes place on the first of November, created by Titsiffulus the Bodacious.
It's way better than the Samhain Sabbat.
"Today is the Samhain Sabbat, and I stayed home sick. God damn."
"Oh, you must be an arrogant ass, because you aren't excited for Titsrfun Day, originally Clitsaurus Vulvalopolous, tomorrow."
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