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(noun) Blood, sweat, or semen stains left on hotel bed sheets or sofas.
When you check into a cheap motel, always check the bed sheets..
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First, have some bitch give you a dirty blow job, mouthin all over your feces-encrusted hairy rooster. Now listen to the next part car..
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When you are screwing a chick from behind, take it out and then stuff it in their ass and claim it was an accident.
I pulled a Kentucky..