Clobber The Calamari

What is Clobber The Calamari?

To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

See masturbate, jerk off, bash the bishop, wank

Voort

1. A planet home to the universe's most comfortable couch. I went over to planet Voort and exploded their couch. By accident. 2. A..

Yuht

1. It means just the same as "yes" or "yeah" "Are you still coming over tonight?" "Yuht." See ye..

A.c.o.i.

1. A.C.O.I or ACOI is the acronym for "And Choke On It." ACOI is used in conjunction with the acronym E.A.D. ("eat a dick&qu..

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