Clobber The Calamari

What is Clobber The Calamari?


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To engage in male masturbation with a very aggressive stroke

Billy went into his room to "Clobber the calamari" after inadvertently walking in on his parents during a bout of intense lovemaking.

See masturbate, jerk off, bash the bishop, wank


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