What is Clobberin The Gorilla?
1.
Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.
Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now
Mom: Just wait a minute
*Screaming from a distance*
Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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