What is Clobberin The Gorilla?


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Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

See masturbation, gorilla, sex, applesauce


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