What is Clobby?
A shortened version of the phrase, 'Clinically Obese.'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Hey girlfriend, look at that fatty, too clobby for words!'
Dumb American Teenager 2 :'Is clobby contagious?'
Dumb American Teenager 1 :'Duh yeah!'
See fat, obese, large, phat