Clobs

What is Clobs?

A popular expression used in some parts of the UK to refer to a womans breasts.

"She showed me her clobs last night"

"Get yer clobs out fer tha lads"

"Denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age"

See breats, boobs, tits, waps, baps

Large heavy, hard and dense breasts with saucer sized baby bottle nipples.

Mr A. "Woa, check out the clobs on her!",

Mr B. "Yikes, they are like two fried eggs hanging off knitting needles."

See boobs, breasts, tits, jabs, knockers, mellons

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