Clock Jockey

What is Clock Jockey?

Any worker who shows up to said job, earns a paycheck, but does no actual work. one who exists to "ride the clock."

"Julie is such a clock jockey. I saw her clock in, but she's been gone for hours."

See slacker, loser, worker, julie

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