Clock Restaurant

What is Clock Restaurant?


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A chain of 24 hour restuarants that span the state of Florida. More specifically, a dining establishment on Main Street in Gainesville, FL. Usually an African-American server that goes by the name "Patrice" serves the food which consists of Chicken Parmasean and mashed potatoes. Many pilgrimages have taken place to this establishment, including an epiphany reached by one Scott Pollack one evening. While dining, he was was audibly told by God that Jesus Christ's "Last Supper" in fact took place at a Clock Restaurant in Jerusalem.

"Steve, Patrice's ass is as big as your omelette."

"Clock Restaurant, always open."

"Rock out with your Clock out."


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