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The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant M..
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The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.
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A written request to have sex. Exactly like a booty call, but via email instead of the phone. We all know that sometimes you can'..