What is Clockspring?
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A particularly whirly pube that has detached itself from it's owner only to be deposited in an often unbecoming location such as a desk in the office or the rim of a toilet.
"Marjorie, bring a tissue will you, I've just been out to the kitchen to prepare my lunch and some shitcunt has left a clockspring on the breadboard"
"Good afternoon everyone, i've just been into trap 2 and there's slash all over the place and a big, curly clockspring on the porcelaine, whoever is responsible please go clean it up"
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to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube
omg i walked in when you ...were?
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a potentially lethal game of chance in which participants partake in events that could kill them emotionally.
Person 1: "Hey where..
