Clocktopus

What is Clocktopus?

A person, particularly a lame person who waste lots of time to avoid certain situations, who is afraid to see the time.

"Hey, dude, don't you have football practice in an hour?"

"Uhh... it's in an hour? I think I have to go do some chores really quick."

"You fucking clocktopus."

See octopus, clock, time, underoath, awesomeness

Tuzgickle

1. the pre-teen act of a hot and steamy reach around. literally.. where one persons 'Partner A' (being under the legal age of co..

[guzman]

1. A male that ejects sperm at the thought of intercourse. A person that is embarassed by the condition or size of their vagina/penis. Th..

Double Axe Handle

1. a form of attack. a move often seen in wrestling, one puts their hands together, puts their arms over their head and behind their neck a..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Clocktopus Edit Meaning