Clockwise

What is Clockwise?


1.

To be really proud of having a digital watch that shows seconds, almost a desease.

-Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

-Yes, offcourse!

(looks at his watch)

-It is 14 hours 5 minutes and 36 seconds.

-What did you say, I forgot because you used like an hour saying it. You're so f***ing clockwise.I hate you!

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