Clockwork Twats Edit Meaning

1. When you are folding someone's laundry, and you shit in their pants pockets. I was so mad that I gave her an Italian hot pocket! ..

1. What I call my Granddad. "Now then, you old git!" See psycho bitch..

1. An attractive, older woman who is marred by random, inexplicable "snorting" noises, that are very similar to those a truffle p..