Clockwork Twats Edit Meaning

1. An Assclam is the walk a person does when they have to go to the bathroom. Holding their asscheeks tightly together, like a clam. Someti..

1. A phrase for nerds to put on t-shirts (or a bumper sticker on their computer) so they can snicker about putting one more level of encryp..

1. When you pack six or more fat people in a station wagon for more than an hour. "Holy shit, did you see that car?" "Hell..