Clog Edit Meaning

1.

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.

See shoe, bald, retribution, punishment, lesson, wack, bam, throb, Valinda

2.

A pedestrian who monopolizes shared walkways with complete inconsideration of others. Most often used to describe the following: a lackadaisical walker who blocks other, more agile, pedestrians from getting to where they need to go; one of a larger group of lunchtime strollers who think it's cute to walk shoulder-to-shoulder, five or six in a row, on a busy city sidewalk.

Don't these clogs know what it means to walk single file?

This Sunday-strolling clog is a real chooch.

3.

A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?

Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!!

4.

The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.

Rich; "What are you smiling about?"

Jeff; "I forgot about having sex last night until I went to take a wizz and OUCH, it was "THE CLOG"!

See blocker, jizz, deefer

5.

(1) A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.

See blog, clogger, blogger

6.

To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.

After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours.

See linger, hang out, bored, annoy

7.

A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs.

See blog, clogger, blogger