What is Cloggen?
1.
A large conglomeration of entangled mess, that often cloggs the drain of your shower.
Cloggen ussually consists of pubic hair, snot, bodily juices, and more pubic hair.
I stood in ankle deep water in the shower because of my cloggen.
Friend: "How was lunch?"
You: "Great, but I found some cloggen in my soup."