Clomptoctic

What is Clomptoctic?

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

To save time, the shortened version, clomp can be used

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

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