Clontarf

What is Clontarf?

1.

A clontarf is a feminized liberal male douchebag; a know-it-all phloomwho has to have the last word in every conversation; a guy who uses puns, big words, and trivia questions to show everyone how smart he is; a dick weed who always corrects your spelling. Like a black hole, he sucks all other conversation out of the room so that he can only hear himself talk.

See also phloom.

We were laughing our asses off until that clontarf showed up. Fuckin' phloom!

See phloom, douchebag, dick weed, douche, tool, fucktard, wanker, assclown, blowhard, egotist, postwhore, attention whore

2.

the best area in da whole of ireland, perfetly balanced, evry1 is stuk up ther own whole like in places such as blackrock and other posh areas but its not a big knacker hole like ballymun or finglas, etc.

its just rite best place 2 live EVER!!!!!!!!

clontarf is da best place in da world 2 live

See tarf, torf, clon
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