What is Clontu?
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Etymology: Clontu -> clonto -> clont -> phont -> pwnt ->
"Yo, it's like, Clontu!"
"Woah, Clontu there."
"Ayng, your mather is CLONTU!"
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A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pantsis futile..