Clontu

What is Clontu?


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Etymology: Clontu -> clonto -> clont -> phont -> pwnt -> pwnd-> ownd-> own. Originally coined by a prominent ownererby the name of Mr. Fortin, a certain zebra in the recent Disney movie "Racing Stripes," elicited to be christened this name when, in laughing his proverbial arse off with his good ownererfriend Mr. Gutter, made the wild query "Is this Clontu?" This name was, at the time, in Mr. Gutter's MSN username, and thus, the name Clontu was put to the retardedness of the "Racing Stripes" poster shown in the movie theatre on that fateful day.

"Yo, it's like, Clontu!"

"Woah, Clontu there."

"Ayng, your mather is CLONTU!"


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