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The 69er shits, is a six second shit and 9 minutes to wipe cause your asshole keeps puckering up.
I was out drinking all night, and now..
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A BIG BEAR HUG!(bear is drunk)
Me: Rawr! come give me a big hug!
(""\_(o_O)_/"")
Random newb: Hey! get the hell o..