What is Cloon?
1.
The typical shady and sleazy salesman whom often times smells of booze and sports a comb over. 'Cloons' can be found in many industries including, but not limited to: mattress sales, used car lots, door to door vacuum sales, Capital Meats, telemarketing, and the mortgage industry.
In the 10 minutes I spent looking at the cars on the lot I was harassed by at least 5 sales cloons. Eventually, I became so fed up with their cheesy spiels that I left.
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2.
|kloōn|
adjective
Possessing excellent, impressive, or desirable qualities; a derivation from the surname of celebrity, George Clooney; good.
noun
a familiar or fond name given to someone, signifying your appreciation of their fine qualities.
verb
Outwit, upstage, or get the better of someone; bested.
That suit you're wearing makes you look cloon.
That guy is cloon.
That suit is the cloonest.
The opponent got clooned by his competitor.
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3.
A mix by the words "clean" and "cool".
For example when someone does a crazy trick in a clean way!
That 360flip was cloon!
That car was so cloon!
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