Cloot

What is Cloot?


1.

Visible camel toe

Nice cloot Rachel, you know you can buy your pants one size up, right?

See camel toe, fat, vagina, clothing, toe

2.

A rag used to wipe your arse.

While it may appear to be a slightly distasteful but necessary choice to make in a desperate situation, cloots in fact are regularly the preferred method of wiping in Nort-Eastern Scotland due to the relative inexpense versus toilet paper. In posher households each family member will have their own cloot instead of the more traditional communal version.

The word cloot itself is simply a varient of cloth.

Like any boy fae Aberdeen, Bertie's Maw had taught him from an early age the importance of carrying his own cloot at all times.

See arse wipe, toilet, shite, aberdeen, clatty


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