Clope Edit Meaning

1.

(n) - A venereal disease that afflicts summer camp staff members working a clopening day (closing and opening.) Symptoms include: energy loss, cramping, hatred of all children, irritability, slight fever, loss of driving abilities, speaking with an Israeli accent, desire for methamphetamine, and pus-filled boils.

Seth's quarantined for 24 hours with the clope.

See jewish, camp, jew, clope, open, close, disease

2.

when you think you've got dope, but it's only close. Not really dope, but looks like it.

bunk

I was hopefully optimistic, but that shit is only clope.

See hope