Clopkin

What is Clopkin?

Cloth napkins, usually found at restaurants that can afford staffing underpaid children to scrub veal off your bib after you've eaten.

Jerry, please wipe your BBQ ham hands on the clopkin that you've tucked into that ugly man cardigan that refuses to go out of fashion.

See cloth, napkin, bib, restaurant, dining

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