Cloppertune

What is Cloppertune?


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Traditional KENTISH CAROL, played on a lady's PANTRY ORGAN, whenever she has a CLOPPERTUNITY.

Accomplished in both MAJOR and MINOR areas of the BEARDED KEYBOARD, deftly fingering her well-oiled INSTRUMENT while conducting the OVAL ORCHESTRA with a large BATON, the soloist reaches her final crescendo, when the indefatigable AUDREY - clamorously applauding herself - drenches the audience with BEAVER-SPIT.

This is no mere, casual CLOPPERTUNE, but a full-scale presentation by the dildo-diva of the classic composition "An AMERICAN QUILT"; and the appreciative JACKIE - no mean critic of her mistress's skills - proudly rises to reward the virtuoso performance with a standing ovation.

See quack, groovy, vibrato, muffled, doing the necessary, Persson


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