Cloppertunity

What is Cloppertunity?


1.

OPPORTUNITY for a lady to pleasure her CLOPPER, without any emotional commitment.

Their annual vacation in Bermuda, with British Ultimate Sunshine Holidays (BUSH), provides Sharon and Tracey with many a CLOPPERTUNITY.

The strict rule of NOB-NOB (No Briefs-No Bikinis) imposed by BUSH on their private beach, means that the ladies can flash their BEARDED BERMUDAS with impunity at any gentlemen whose exposed riding equipment takes their fancy - thus ensuring that the devoutly-wished-for consummation of their desires occurs almost hourly.

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