What is Clordon?
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an extremely womanly man who enjoys cooking for long hours while wearing a pink apron. Clordons are often found obsessing over their own asses and being arrogant. he is often a douche bag who uses big words that no one else understands. he also steals food from his amazing friends Mica and Mariah who are toooootaly gorgeous. ; )
"Hey you see that guy over there reading the bitch magazine?"
"yeah, he's such a clordon!"
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A lame party where everyone is playing scrabble or some shit
Yo, I went over to Lindsey's last night and it was all dikbagznqueef
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the act of talking like youve done something sexual. when you really havent.
why are you talking so vulgar tonight?! its like an itch i..
