What is Clordon?
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an extremely womanly man who enjoys cooking for long hours while wearing a pink apron. Clordons are often found obsessing over their own asses and being arrogant. he is often a douche bag who uses big words that no one else understands. he also steals food from his amazing friends Mica and Mariah who are toooootaly gorgeous. ; )
"Hey you see that guy over there reading the bitch magazine?"
"yeah, he's such a clordon!"
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A phrase that is another way of saying awesome, rad, cool, sweet, tight, etc. You do not use it in the middle of a sentence.
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A reaction of embarrassment/ self-hatred.
I can't believe I spent £150 in Primark on Saturday, I'm having such a shame attack..
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When two italian guys, preferably from Tuscany, give a girl a facial on a really hot summer day, resulting in the jizz spreading and hea..
