What is Close, But No Bananas?


1.

a variation of the more familiar, 'close, but no cigar.'

the little known phrase spawned from a conversation between a group of intellects in a small neighborhood bar on a weeknight. however, its true origin would be the confused mind of Meredith.

traditionally a phrase used by competing golfers. the new variation has yet to be clearly defined, but is assumed to be condescending.

Guy: Wait, isn't this song a Rolling Stones cover?

Girl: Um close, but no bananas

Guy: ...???

See close, almost, bananas


7

Random Words:

1. An adverb used to exaggerate a verb. Means "really" or "very." "That movie was See Penrith..
1. When you bend a chick backwards, so that her face is touching her ass, and you shoot your load on her face so that it drips onto her ass..
1. The new Green Bay Packers starting quarterback who will be under the spotlight after everything he does because he unfortunately has to ..