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Perhaps the only person on the face of the planet that still has a dial-up connection.
Random guy: My connection speed is 512kb-
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The icicles that form on your testicles when it's freezing balls outside.
Dude, I was biking home last night and it was so cold th..
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A new method of birth control where a micro chip is placed in a woman's vagina after intercourse. If 30 days passes, and there is ..