Close The Register

What is Close The Register?

1.

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"

second guy: "Uhhh, ok."

first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"

second guy: "I don't get it."

third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

See sarcasm, humor, simpsons

2.

a pleading to someone to cease using sarcasm or dry humor. Principly used when the third party fails to understand the joking nature. Originated in episode 3F07 ("Marge Be Not Proud") of The Simpsons, when Jeff Albertson (AKA Comic Book Guy) says to Bart "Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I shall close the register at this point..."

first guy: "...and the other gynocologist says "Fund us? We're lucky she doesn't sue us!"

second guy: "Uhhh, ok."

first guy: "Gynocolgist? Fund us? Fundus?"

second guy: "I don't get it."

third guy: "Oh, Jesus, Pete! Just close the register!"

See sarcasm, humor, simpsons
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